50 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts

Appendix A: Addenda and Errata

Appendix B

Appendix C: 50 Things Kleenexwoman, 12th level chaotic neutral mage, is not allowed to do at Hogwarts


Appendix D

Appendix E: 101 things haldirsbitch is not allowed to do at Hogwarts

Appendix F

Appendix G: Yet More Errata and Even More Addenda

Appendix H: Still more Errata, Yet more Addenda

Appendix I

Appendix J

Appendix K

Appendix L



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silverdragon_17's addenda-

I am not to tell Ron and Hermoine to adopt Nike's slogan and 'Just do it'.

- Same goes for Harry and Draco.

- I'm no longer allowed to place two people and the words 'Nike's slogan or 'Just do it' in the same sentence again.


shelbaybayy's addenda-

Snape does not have a tutu, he does not dance, and his name is not Bubbles.

I may not sing "Silver Bells" at Christmas time whenever Lupin is near.

Snape is well aware that I can make my voice sound like a blender.

-I do not have to prove it to him every time I see him.

I will not start food fight in the Great Hall.

-Paying someone to play "An der schönen blauen Donau" while said food fight is in progress may make it more dramatic, but it is highly frowned upon and they will rat me out.

There are no free unicorn rides being given away in the Forbidden Forest and I should stop telling this to the first years.

I am not to ask Lupin about the mating habits of werewolves.

I am not to teach the first years how to fly on a broom.

-Should I ignore the above step, I am not to teach them by handing them a broom and throwing them off the Astronomy Tower.



hangingfire's addenda-


I will not ask Prof. McGonagall to do the Voice.

I will not spread rumours that Honeydukes carries Spice.

The squid is not a Guild Steersman.

Harry is not the Kwisatz Haderach.



azurelunatic's addenda-

The reason that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is called this is not because his name is a killing word.

Avada Kedavra is a killing word, but you will not test this.

There is not a gom jabbar hidden in the Sorting Hat, and it is wrong to inform the unSorted first years that there is.


resurrectingme's addenda-

I am not the organizer of the longest running permanent floating crap game in New York.

-Nor should I try to continue that reign here.

-I art not the chosen one.

I will not charm the doors to gong every time Cho Chang walks into a room. This is insensitive and racist.

-No matter how much she likes the attention.

No one knows where the Cheetos are.

-Nor do they know about the Mountain Dew.

When firsties leave the Quidditch Pitch, I will not shout "Bye kids, have fun storming the castle!"

-And if someone else says it, I will not continue the quote.

The giant squid is NOT the original Dread Pirate Roberts.

-The same goes for Dumbledore, Snape, Lupin, or Lucius.


feral_allicat's addenda-


The walking suits of armor do not have blood seals.

-Nor are any of them named Alphonse Elric.

-Because he would have used the Philosopher's Stone by now.


phoex's addenda-

I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

I will not ask the Arithmancy students to calculate i.

- I will not send the results to MIT's math department.

- The same with pi and e.







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