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Atalanta Pendragonne
atalantapendrag
02 October 2005 @ 05:49 pm
Blame it on Cap. Metro  
THE PUREBLOOD GIRL'S LAMENT
(with apologizes to Buffy Ste. Marie)



Well, Draco be fair and Draco be fine and wants me for to wed
And I would marry Draco, but my father up and said
I'm sad to tell you daughter what you prob'ly shoulda knew
But Draco is my own nephew and so he's kin to you

Well, Blaise be fair and Blaise be fine and wants me for to wed
And I would marry Blaise, but my father up and said
I'm sad to tell you daughter what you prob'ly shoulda knew
But Blaise is my auntie's grandson and so he's kin to you

Well, Theo be fair and Theo be fine and wants me for to wed
And I would marry Theo, but my father up and said
I'm sad to tell you daughter what you prob'ly shoulda knew
But Theo's my youngest half-brother and so he's kin to you

You never seen a girl so sad and sorry as I was
The boys in school are all my kin and my father is the cause
If this should continue I shall die a single miss
So I'll go to mother and complain to her of this

Oh daughter, haven't I said what you see ain't what you get
Even if this all is true, still you needn't fret
Your father's kin may be a Gordian knot but still
Your real dad was a Muggle, so marry who you will
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Rikibeth: notgoingtolikethis[info]rikibeth on October 2nd, 2005 10:54 pm (UTC)
*giggles*

you are a bad, naughty, WICKED woman.
Atalanta Pendragonne: ares[info]atalantapendrag on October 2nd, 2005 10:57 pm (UTC)
This is not news.
A lighthouse in the Pacific Northwest: Heath - mangle[info]cueballex on October 2nd, 2005 10:57 pm (UTC)
Oh, perfect. It makes me wonder how many "purebloods" really aren't. *g*
Atalanta Pendragonne: the love potion[info]atalantapendrag on October 2nd, 2005 10:58 pm (UTC)
*chuckle* It's amazing what fills your head at the bus stop.

Karla[info]karlajean on October 2nd, 2005 11:01 pm (UTC)
bwahahahahaha! I know the original song so that makes this all the more funny! :)
Atalanta Pendragonne: ellie dee[info]atalantapendrag on October 2nd, 2005 11:04 pm (UTC)
It was playing on my walkman when the idea got stuck in my head.
Angel[info]valarltd on October 2nd, 2005 11:08 pm (UTC)
LOL. Was trying to make it scan to the original as I read.

My Bun will love it. Goes with her Slytherin suit.
Atalanta Pendragonne: animatedslytherin[info]atalantapendrag on October 2nd, 2005 11:10 pm (UTC)
It was tough, the version I'd been listening to had slightly different words from the lyrics on rhe Mudcat Cafe.

But yes... it's a very Slytherin song :)
Molly Moon[info]mollymoon on October 2nd, 2005 11:12 pm (UTC)
Am pimping this on my journal. There's nothing like a good filk! Though I believe that Muggle is capped when used.
Atalanta Pendragonne: saving throw[info]atalantapendrag on October 2nd, 2005 11:17 pm (UTC)
...and that is nothing like a good filk. *rimshot*

Gal you like it!


I think you're right about the capitalization, I'll peek at the Lex.
Annechen Loewenstein von Dreikatzen[info]annechen67 on January 8th, 2006 05:52 pm (UTC)
Brava! Very nice! Better filks than mine, at least.
Atalanta Pendragonne: leering xena[info]atalantapendrag on January 8th, 2006 08:25 pm (UTC)
And its main saving grace: I don't sing and therefore cannot inflict it on anyone out loud ;)
Gorilla Che[info]axmxz on October 2nd, 2005 11:15 pm (UTC)
Heh heh, excellent! I've read a prose version of that joke in Russian before, but not in English. Great job!
Atalanta Pendragonne: sorry[info]atalantapendrag on October 2nd, 2005 11:18 pm (UTC)
Thanks, glad you liked it!
A Product of My Own Design: A good book[info]elektrykdark on October 2nd, 2005 11:58 pm (UTC)
LOVELOVELOVE! ROFL 2
Atalanta Pendragonne: luscious[info]atalantapendrag on October 3rd, 2005 12:15 am (UTC)
*blush* Thanks.

All that inbreeding, they were just asking for it...
octal: Booster & Beetle -- Bwahahahahaha![info]waywardoctagon on October 3rd, 2005 12:16 am (UTC)
Well it's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything. :D
Atalanta Pendragonne: flag[info]atalantapendrag on October 3rd, 2005 12:20 am (UTC)
...although maybe a few stiff drinks beforehand would have helped ;)
SnowQueene[info]snowqueene on October 3rd, 2005 02:01 am (UTC)
*laughs* that just made my evening :)
Atalanta Pendragonne[info]atalantapendrag on October 3rd, 2005 02:22 am (UTC)
Yay! I like making people's day.
SnowQueene[info]snowqueene on October 3rd, 2005 02:31 am (UTC)
^_^ Your very talented.
Atalanta Pendragonne: snapegeico[info]atalantapendrag on October 3rd, 2005 02:53 am (UTC)
*blush* Thanks!
Turk Chieftain[info]turkchief on October 3rd, 2005 02:22 am (UTC)
(SNORT!!!!)
Brilliant!!!!....TC
Atalanta Pendragonne: luscious[info]atalantapendrag on October 3rd, 2005 02:31 am (UTC)
Re: (SNORT!!!!)
*g*

Thanks!
Ashfae: not easy being green[info]ashfae on October 3rd, 2005 03:33 am (UTC)
Hah! Beautiful!
Atalanta Pendragonne: jane[info]atalantapendrag on October 3rd, 2005 03:42 am (UTC)
Thank you!
Wimpy Human Sacrifice[info]lotuseyes on October 3rd, 2005 05:34 am (UTC)
XD its really funny 'cause my co-worker/friend Melissa was singing the actual song today at work (she recently learned it at a ren faire she went to). I can't wait to show her this...
Atalanta Pendragonne: luscious[info]atalantapendrag on October 3rd, 2005 05:55 pm (UTC)
*g* I was listening to it when the idea forced itself into my head. I hope she gets a kick out of it!
Mry: kiss[info]eska_rina on October 3rd, 2005 05:12 pm (UTC)
*giggle* Really funny :D
Atalanta Pendragonne: animatedslytherin[info]atalantapendrag on October 3rd, 2005 05:52 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
Manic Pixie Dreamgirl[info]lajeunefolle on October 3rd, 2005 07:42 pm (UTC)
Oh, burn. XD Love it.
Atalanta Pendragonne: animatedslytherin[info]atalantapendrag on October 3rd, 2005 07:44 pm (UTC)
*grin* Glad you like it!
starcat_jewel[info]starcat_jewel on October 4th, 2005 04:59 am (UTC)
Hee! Very cute, and that does tend to be a problem with groups of any sort which are obsessed about "bloodlines", be they human or animal. You've gotta have a good wide genepool or problems just muptiply.
Atalanta Pendragonne: animatedslytherin[info]atalantapendrag on October 4th, 2005 05:11 am (UTC)
And it was a helluva lot easier than the Ridenow/Serrais version of "Baron of Brackley" I was foolish enough to muse about to [info]rikibeth... now she thinks I should actually write it.
An Amiable and Honest Companion[info]sorchar on October 4th, 2005 08:27 am (UTC)
*adores*
Atalanta Pendragonne[info]atalantapendrag on October 4th, 2005 09:08 am (UTC)
*smirks*

Glad you like!
The Chick with a Hat Fetish[info]nota_lone on October 16th, 2005 01:48 am (UTC)
-dies- You win at the internet now.
Atalanta Pendragonne: house of black[info]atalantapendrag on October 16th, 2005 01:54 am (UTC)
*g* Glad you liked!
Bobii: die[info]loveme_lietome on October 20th, 2006 04:11 pm (UTC)
teehee^^ that's the best.